Saturday, February 26, 2011

Dinesh Liyanage's Top Ten Movies of 2010

These are my top ten favourite movies of 2010. I haven't watched every single movie released but I have watched most of them, so don't judge me entirely yet.

Here they are:
  1. Toy Story 3
  2. Inception
  3. The Social Network
  4. The King's Speech
  5. How To Train Your Dragon
  6. The Town
  7. Let Me In
  8. Black Swan
  9. Scott Pilgrim Vs The World
  10. Easy A
HONORARY MENTIONS: Iron Man 2, Kick-Ass, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1 

Friday, February 25, 2011

COUPLE CARVING

The new trend with teenage relationships these days are very strange. It has sort of become a fashion for them to carve on their bodies with anything sharp that they can get their hands on, like they are performing some kind of hideous ritual. Compasses… blades… more compasses… you get the picture.

Cutting yourself up is not going to help. Acting like a spoiled 2-year old child and throwing a tantrum doesn’t work either. Rather than gaining sympathy, a person committing the above is more likely to push the people who care about him further away, earning a lot of disgust and contempt in the process. To demonstrate my meaning, enter Master Carve Nut.

Mr. Carve Nut has been in love with this beautiful girl for a very long time. But he was too shy to tell her of his feelings (but he makes it pretty obvious) and she’s too… well, unsure… about whether liking him back. This lethal combination causes Carve Nut to sink into depression. So, what do his friends do? They are able, by some miracle, to get them together.

Why can’t stories ever end with, ‘and they lived happily ever after’? Instead, it gets further complicated, if that is even possible.

If Carve Nut was ever ecstatic about getting the girl he wanted, the only indication of this was the change in his relationship status on Facebook from “single” to “in a relationship”. Apart from that, it was as if the two were never even friends, much less a couple. We hardly ever saw them smiling or enjoying the company of each others. To be honest, it got depressing for others to hang out with them, especially around Carve Nut. Not a minute passed when he wasn’t complaining about some problem he’s having with the relationship. Carve Nut was a leech sucking out all the fun from the word ‘Fun’.

That was just the surface of the problem. Carve Nut sunk into further depression, if that is even possible, and started to act as if he was the unluckiest person on the planet. It got worse: he caused a lot of friction with his friends because they ended up having to be arbitrator since the above-mentioned couple could never find it easy to just talk to each other without tension rising. Of course, there was also the case where Carve Nut started acting as though they were getting married instead of simply being ‘boyfriend’. Friends alienated, possibility of losing girlfriend becoming more and more likely, it looked as if every day for Master Carve Nut was a waking hell. That couldn’t have been too pleasant.

Then, about 4 months after they’d gotten together, (surprise surprise!) Carve Nut and the girl broke up. That was the beginning of the period of eternal mourning. Unable to cope with the loss, Carve Nut sought to repair the friendships he’d damaged earlier with his arrogant attitude. Feeling sorry for his plight, the friends he’d once cast away reconciled to help lift him out from that dark pit of despair in which he was trapped. However, they weren’t exactly prepared for the task they’d undertaken as it started to blow out of proportion.

Carve Nut was continuously moping and blamed his poor girlfriend for everything that went wrong in the relationship, not realizing that perhaps he was the one at fault; all of this began to cast a terrible and infectious gloom amongst the company he kept with. It reached a point so unbearable that the friends decided to sort things out between Carve Nut and the girl, once and for all. They forced the ex-couple to decide whether they truly wanted the relationship to continue or not. Carve Nut was all for getting back. The girl, however, was extremely reluctant, realizing that she was more unhappy in the relationship than she was when single. For her, it wasn’t worth returning. This declaration was broken to Carve Nut.

Now, a strong and mature person would have been heartbroken to hear this, true enough. But he would have somehow found a way to overcome his sadness and with time, move on. Carve Nut, unfortunately, did not fit into this category. Au contraire…

People take bad news in different ways. Some bear it silently and don’t show much emotion outwardly. Some take it hard but they don’t break down completely. Carve Nut, in credit to his name, used his body as a wall for graffiti and started carving himself up.   

Normally, it is against the habit of a writer to get personal, but perhaps it is vital at this point. Carve Nut started behaving in an extremely foolish and immature manner. It should be reminded (very important!) that Carve Nut was less than sixteen; instead, he was behaving as though his wife of fifty years had just divorced him and then got run over by a car in front of his eyes. Unusual, but true.

Is it an act to get attention? Is it the ploy of a spoiled child used to getting his way having finally realized that for the first, he couldn’t get everything he wanted? Whatever the reason, one thing remains certain: resorting to such behavior- carving and behaving badly- leads to no good. Perhaps it is a way of “dulling the pain” so that they won’t feel so hurt anymore but it is still an extremely dangerous method of doing so and highly discouraged. Also, crying everyday does not do much help, either.

Carving among couples is done at the oddest of times. If a couple is sad, they will carve themselves. If they are happy, they will carve themselves. If they are bored, they will carve themselves! Is it a sign of affection they wish to show their significant other, a display of their devotion?

Love is complicated, true enough, but this writer highly doubts that the contract signed when entering a relationship requires the parties to use extremely unorthodox (and painful) methods such as carving. If you know any couple going to this extent, it is recommended that you make arrangements for them in rehabilitation. Silly people, are they not?

Wednesday, February 23, 2011

RATS!

There is no better recipe for disrupting a class than the unexpected discovery that perhaps you're sharing the room with more than just humans. No, not aliens... I'm talking about the furry friends we refer to as rodents.

Announcement of their arrival was worthy of a drama. The teacher goes silent for a moment, then asks us to stand up and walk out of class IN A LINE... without making a noise! One would think we were practicing for a fire drill. Once we get the news that there is a rat in the class, however, well... you can probably guess the reaction. Nope- no screaming or panicking. Everyone immediately tried to get back into class to try and catch a glimpse of the famous rat who brought some colour in what looked like another colourless day (I even wondered if this rat could perhaps cook like Remy from RATATOUILLE). 

Enter our saviours, a helper and a protocol officer. They've come to apprehend the stowaway when- surprise! It's not one rat... but TWO! Don't you love it when things come in pairs?

Anyway, we watched one rat finally getting bagged (literally- they put him into a bag) after hilariously scampering all over the class. The other scurried up the teacher's table, at which point I asked my teacher if her pencil box lying on top of the table was closed. Oops! Turns out it wasn't. Luckily, the rat had disappeared before trying anything with the box and couldn't be found anywhere, leading several members of the class to ponder the hiding places a rat might be in the given situation. Guesses included bags, open pencil boxes and under chairs. Best suggestion, however, was that the rat had taken refuge in a uniform hanging at the back of the class, resulting in several hilarious enactments of what would happen to the wearer if the rat was indeed hiding there. No need to worry, though, it wasn't there.

Just as everyone was settling (wasn't much help, though, the bell was about to go off in about 2 minutes), we discovered a possible explanation to the second rat's mysterious escape. One boy's pencil box, which he'd left on the table before leaving the class, was missing. This prompted much laughter from those around him as they pondered whether the rat escaped using the pencil box as cover, in true TOY STORY fashion. 

P.S. The writer is still unsure if the pencil box was recovered by the end of the day or not.
 

Saturday, February 19, 2011

DUPEd!

A couple of months back, my best friend and I were extremely interested in making a short film; so I got down to writing a script for it. Of course, knowing we'd have a very restricted budget and that our use of location would be rather limited, we couldn't go overboard with our story. However, upon realising that it would be difficult to make with no prior experience, we decided to make an EVEN shorter film: a short SHORT film, hence.

However, what with all the work we have to deal with at school and such, we've never gotten around to making them- the short film and the short SHORT film. Yet, I thought it would be interesting to put up the script we came up with... for your reading entertainment.

This is the screenplay for our short SHORT film. Enjoy!

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DUPEd!

 
Written by
Dinesh Liyanage




INT. CAFÉ - DAY

Eighteen-year old MARK is walking towards the table with his CUP OF COFFEE, looking down and not really paying attention to where he is going...

SUDDENLY! He bumps into someone-- and the COFFEE spills onto that PERSON’s front!

MARK jumps, startled. But he’s not as startled- or as angry- as the other... a VERY BEAUTIFUL GIRL whom we’ll call CHRISTY.

CHRISTY
What the hell?!

MARK
Oh... God, I’m... I am so sorry--
In his panic, MARK grabs a NAPKIN from a nearby TABLE andattempts to clean the COFFEE off CHRISTY’s blouse, getting alittle too near her breasts--

CHRISTY
What are you doing?!

MARK
I didn’t mean--
(runs a quick hand through his hair)
I’m really, really sorry. Is there- is there anything I could do...?

In spite of her annoyance, CHRISTY is rather amused with MARK’s nervousness. Her glare subsides. She runs an interested eye over MARK... and unexpectedly smiles.

CHRISTY
It’s all right. It was my fault, shouldn’t have run--

MARK
No, it was mine. Should look where I’m going next time.

Pause. MARK nervously clears his throat. 

MARK (CONT’D)
Please let me make it up to you. Can- can I get you something to drink? Or to eat?

CHRISTY
Erm... Actually, I'm running late...
(checks her WATCH, looks at MARK's expectant face)
What the hell? I’ve got time.

MARK beams.
 
MARK
Great. Erm... What would you like? Coffee? Er-- probably not. Orange juice?
 
CHRISTY shrugs and gives him a smile that clearly says, “whatever you think is great”.

MARK (CONT’D)
Orange juice it is, then.

MARK goes to get two CUPS OF ORANGE JUICE. CHRISTY observes him standing at the counter... her interest in MARK is unusually creepy, like a watching tiger... MARK, though, is oblivious to the extra attention.
MARK brings the two CUPS OF ORANGE JUICE. CHRISTY reaches into her BAG--

CHRISTY
How much--?

MARK
No, no. My treat.
 
CHRISTY
Don’t be silly--
 
MARK
I’m serious. I still feel bad about what I did.
MARK sits with the TABLE. For a moment, silence. They sip their DRINKS, both aware of the growing awkwardness.

MARK (CONT’D)
(pointing to a PRETTY BRACELET on CHRISTY’s hand)
That’s very nice.

CHRISTY
Thank you.

MARK
Where did you get it?
 
CHRISTY
It was a birthday present.
MARK waits for more but clearly that’s all he’s getting. Another awkward pause.
Getting a little scared that he’ll have nothing to say to this girl, MARK looks around him frantically, as if looking for inspiration in the air...

...When he notices CHRISTY looking at something over his shoulder... the FOOD...
MARK
Are- are you hungry?

CHRISTY
(quickly catches herself)
No, no, of course not.

But MARK knows she’s lying... he moves off to the COUNTER.

After a few minutes, he returns. A WAITER come with a plate-load of FOOD and places it in front of her. CHRISTY smiles a little guiltily...

WE STAY IN A CLOSE-UP OF THE PLATE AS WE...
 
MATCH DISSOLVE:

...TO THE PLATE- NOW EMPTY- ONLY CRUMBS REMAINING...
 
CHRISTY and MARK finish off the last remaining FOOD. CHRISTY looks at MARK gratefully--
CHRISTY (CONT’D)
Thank you.

MARK
(shrugs it off modestly)
Don’t mention it.
For a long moment, they stare at each other, an attraction building...
 
Suddenly! CHRISTY gets up--

CHRISTY
I’m sorry, but I have to go. I’m late--
MARK is understandably disappointed. CHRISTY senses this. She takes out MONEY to pay for the FOOD but MARK stops her, shaking his head.

CHRISTY (CONT’D)
Mark, don’t be silly--

MARK
I told you, Christy, it’s my treat.

CHRISTY stares at him. She takes out a PIECE OF PAPER and scrawls something on it, glancing mischievously in MARK’s way occasionally... 

But she doesn’t give the PAPER. She folds it and goes--

I/E. CAFE - PAVEMENT - DAY

MARK follows her, curious.
 
They stand before each other. Beat... CHRISTY leans over and kisses MARK on his right cheek for a long time. At the same time, her hand reaches inconspicuously behind him.
 
CHRISTY gives MARK a final smile- puts the FOLDED PIECE OF PAPER in his hand, and leaves.
MARK stares after her, fascinated and captivated. Finally shaking himself out of the stupor, he goes back--
 
INT. CAFÉ - DAY

-- to his table, unable to stop smiling. The BILL lies on a plate, waiting to be paid.
 
EXT. PAVEMENT - STREETS - DAY
 
CHRISTY is walking at a brisk pace. A sly smile is growing on her face.
INT. CAFÉ - DAY

MARK reaches into his back pocket for his WALLET. Nothing. Unperturbed, he checks his other pockets. Still nothing. The smile drops, turning to alarm.
 
Suddenly, he looks outside, in the direction of the departed CHRISTY, the clouds of suspicion gathering...
 
EXT. PAVEMENT - STREETS - DAY 
CHRISTY holds up a WALLET-- MARK’S WALLET! Grins maliciously--
 
INSERT FLASHCUT: CHRISTY’S MEMORY- WHILE KISSING MARK ON THE CHEEK, CHRISTY DEFTLY SLIPS A HAND INTO MARK’S BACK POCKET AND WITHDRAWS HIS WALLET. 
 
INT. CAFÉ - CONTINUOUS
 
MARK opens the FOLDED PIECE OF PAPER-- a single SENTENCE scrawled on it:
“That’s for spilling coffee on me”

Stunned, MARK crushes the PAPER in his FIST.

EXT. PAVEMENT - STREETS - DAY

CHRISTY takes out the MONEY and tosses the WALLET over her shoulder... all this without breaking step.

The WALLET lies on the stone. The FIGURE of CHRISTY recedes into the distance as she walks away...


THE END.

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The Clock Moves Faster Than Can Be Perceived…

I kept a box on my top shelf,
It’s been lying there since I was eight,
I’ve stored a lot of memories in there,
To keep them from decaying.

-The time I stole the car to the beach
With my friends
On a sunny school day-

-When I won my first football match
And raised that trophy triumphant-

-How Mum taught me to cook
Without setting the kitchen on fire-

-The way Dad taught me to cycle
Without falling on my face-

I’ve put them all in the box, like photographic stills,
Least I should forget.

But that’s not all-

-The first girl I ever fell in love with,
She stole my heart, before
Returning it broken- she’s inside there, too.

-And that night I got
Drunk, and sneaked in through
The bedroom window-?

That box also has its secrets.

But I forgot to take down that box,
When I finally left that house- to forge my way in life.
The box- it stayed in its place, collecting dust-
It’s only task now.
And there it remained- forgotten…

Weeks, months, seasons passed,
And the box never strayed from its place. And,
Like all things material, it
Aged with time.

Just like a vessel in which the
Mind and soul are imprisoned.

Yet inside, the memories remain.
Strong, fresh as ever. Treasured.

The Cupid Arrow

Hair like blackest night
Cascade in a waterfall of curls.
A lustrous sheen, matched only by Black Beauty's-

Eyes, two pools of ne'er ending green
Set amidst soft features, worthy of Aphrodite.

As she moved up the college steps
I stopped to turn and stare
She met mine eyes and
Could not help but smile-

For we both knew, then, that my heart
No longer was mine but belonged to her.

Friday, February 18, 2011

THE WOMAN IN THE PAINTING


Prick, thought Jon.
     He watched Allan Denim talking to the movers around and Jon felt an instant dislike for the art dealer. He couldn’t put his finger down on a reason- except that he was a-
     Prick. A total prick.
     ‘Where do you want us to put the painting, Mr. Payne?’ Mr. Denim asked. He was a short man with a receding hairline and greying at the temples. A bald patch in the middle was growing more prominent. Steel-rimmed glasses perched on the end of his slightly hooked nose and he was dressed in a faded too-tight khaki suit. Jon put him to be around in his early fifties.
     Dull.
     ‘In here.’ Jon showed them the way. Mr. Denim snapped his fingers at the movers- the two burly men hefted the large rectangular object between them and carried it into the designated area.
     The living room was built in luxurious design. The walls were made of polished mahogany panelling, the furniture comprising of plush red divans, everything lending an antique feel to the room. To complete it, an old-fashioned fireplace lay empty beneath a handsomely carved mantelpiece. The only thing that looked out of place was the bare space above the mantelpiece-
     ‘For where the painting is going,’ Jon said, noticing Denim’s glance. ‘Nice place for it, don’t you think?’
     ‘Certainly.’ Mr. Denim’s eyes lingered on the space, curious, albeit momentary. ‘Shall we put it up, then?’
     ‘Go ahead.’
     The movers removed the protective sheet off the painting. Placing a small step-ladder as close to the empty grate as possible, one mover climbed up and the other lifted up the painting for his partner. Gripping it by the frame tightly, the man on the ladder carefully hung the painting on the single nail knocked in earlier by Jon. Satisfied that it was held securely, the man got down, folded up the step-ladder and the movers left the room.
     For a moment, Jon and Mr. Denim were both silent, staring up at the painting on the wall.
     ‘I take it you’re satisfied with it,’ Mr. Denim asked.
     Jon nodded, unable to take his eyes off the painting.
     ‘It has an interesting history, that.’ Mr. Denim removed his glasses, took out a silk handkerchief and began wiping them with delicate care. ‘Painted in 1721 by Spanish artist, Juan Meraz, an artist most of the world has – regrettably - forgotten today.’ Mr. Denim replaced the glasses back on to his nose. ‘This is his most- what’s the word?- infamous, of his works. The Elena Altamirano. Named after his lover.’
     ‘I’m aware of its history, Mr. Denim,’ Jon said shortly. He faced the art dealer. ‘After all, I am an art collector.’
     ‘I forgot.’ Mr. Denim’s tone said otherwise. ‘I’m guessing you’ve heard the legend behind it, then.’
     A sudden chill ran down Jon’s spine and, unconsciously, his eyes flicked towards the painting. As if it was listening... 
     Jon shook his head, dismissing the idea. Absurd and preposterous. ‘Nonsense,’ he said. ‘Nonsense. Whatever you’ve heard- it’s all rumours and rubbish. A painting cannot be haunted. It doesn’t happen even in fairy tales.’
     ‘But the legends, Mr. Payne! And the bloody trail it’s left behind!’ Mr. Denim was working himself into a passionate fervour. ‘You’ve heard of them, you can’t deny that.’ 
     ‘Rumours,’ Jon repeated firmly.
     ‘Is it? Then how do you explain the deaths of every single person who came into possession of this painting?’
     ‘Coincidence,’ Jon said simply. ‘And bad luck.’
     Mr. Denim stared at Jon as though the man was insane. ‘You’re not serious?’
     Jon shrugged. ‘I don’t have a very good sense of humour.’
     ‘My God,’ whispered Mr. Denim. He held up a shaking hand at the painting. ‘Do you know the real story behind this?’
     ‘Mr. Denim-’
     ‘Juan cheated on Elena.’ Mr. Denim didn’t seem to hear Jon. His eyes had taken a glassy, faraway look. ‘He cheated, and when she found out, she cut out her throat with a piece of glass once the man had gone to sleep.’
     Jon couldn’t help wincing. ‘She was insane-’.
     ‘That wasn’t the worst of it,’ Mr. Denim interrupted, ignoring Jon. ‘Elena didn’t just kill herself that night. She took the life of her unborn child with her. Their child. Juan’s. She was five-and-a-half months pregnant.’
     ‘Yes, yes, it’s very tragic,’ Jon said impatiently. ‘But that doesn’t explain why the painting is cursed, which is stupid, in my opinion.
     But Mr. Denim shook his head. ‘Art historians say that Elena was deep into the art of black magic. Her ancestry had gypsy blood- perhaps that explains her interest in it. Before she killed herself, they say she placed a spell on Juan’s painting.’ He paused. ‘She told Juan that for his insult, her portrait would bring about his ruin instead of making him famous. Juan had once claimed that The Elena was his magnum opus. His masterpiece.’ 
     ‘Not making sense here, Mr. Denim.’ The contempt in Jon’s words could be detected beneath the surface. ‘Don’t tell me you believe that the-’ Jon’s voice became high-pitched, mocking, ‘-painting comes to life at night.’ His voice returned to its normal tone. ‘That’s werewolves, old man. And you know what? That’s also a myth.’
     Mr. Denim ignored the jibe. ‘One man survived the night,’ he said. His voice shook slightly. ‘He was bleeding like a stuck pig, and still alive. The housemaid found him in the morning and with his last breath, the man gasped said, “The painting lives”.’ Mr. Denim’s expression was solemn and grave. ‘This confirmed the rumours of the painting’s curse: whoever owned The Elena would rouse the wrath of Elena’s ghost and kill that person. The same way she killed Juan.’
     ‘Fascinating.’
     ‘His throat was scratched out.’ Mr. Denim licked his lips, his throat suddenly hoarse. ‘The coroner himself put it down in the report. The wounds in the man’s neck were caused by long fingernails. A woman’s fingernails.’
     ‘A lunatic who committed suicide and loved to exaggerate,’ Jon said matter-of-factly.
     Mr. Denim could no longer contain himself. ‘Listen to yourself!’ he cried out. ‘You say you know the painting’s history. Do you know how Juan Meraz died?’
     ‘Died in his sleep, didn’t he?’
     ‘In his sleep? Yes. Died? No. Elena’s ghost murdered him.’ Mr. Denim’s voice had started to shake. ‘The painting had come to life and taken his life. And it didn’t stop there. Each time the painting changed hands, every one of its owners died in gruesome conditions within twenty-four hours of acquiring The Elena.’
     Mr. Denim suddenly stopped talking. His eyes were fixated on the painting. His skin had paled and become clammy. Beads of perspiration appeared on his bald pate. Jon watched a drop of sweat roll down from Mr. Denim’s head all the way onto his cheek.
     ‘You okay?’ Jon asked. He was concerned now, not to mention slightly unnerved by the art dealer’s erratic behaviour.
     Mr. Denim muttered something unintelligible in reply.
     ‘I didn’t catch that.’
     ‘Destroy it, Mr. Payne,’ Mr. Denim whispered. The words fell from his mouth in a plea. ‘Destroy the painting.’
     ‘What?’ Jon was shocked. ‘You must be joking! I paid five hundred thousand dollars for it.’
     ‘And how much is your life worth? Mr. Payne, I was the unfortunate man chosen to look after this painting. I won’t hide it from you- I tried to get rid of it many times. Yes, I have,’ he nodded in response to the horrified expression plastered on Jon’s face. ‘But I couldn’t.’ He was trembling as he spoke. ‘I was frightened. I did not want to end up like those unfortunate bastards who’d kept the painting.’
     Mr. Denim pulled out his silk handkerchief and wiped the sweat from his face. He looked like he’d aged several years, a hunted look in his eye. ‘I never kept it in my house, though. Not even in the office, but a nice underground crypt-of-sorts in an unused piece of land- right where it belonged. Not a soul ‘cept for myself knew location of The Elena’s. I told my superiors the painting was safe. I couldn’t damage or destroy it, y’know. Insurance company would’ve descended on my head like a bunch of bloody falcons. But you can.’ Mr. Denim was speaking in earnest. ‘It wouldn’t matter if you destroyed it.’
     ‘What d’you mean, it won’t matter?’ Jon demanded. ‘This- this-’ He jabbed his finger at The Elena, pointing, ‘this is a rare 18th century-old painting, and you’re actually asking me to wipe it out? You’re insane!’ Jon was breathing hard. He was certain that the man was mental. ‘Please get out of my house.’ 
     Much to Jon’s surprise (though he didn’t show it), Mr. Denim didn’t argue. He carried himself out without a word of protest as Jon showed him out the front door.
     ‘Goodbye, Mr. Denim,’ Jon said forcefully and he shut the door in Mr. Denim’s face.       

*

For several minutes, Allan Denim just stood on Jon’s Payne front step and stared at the door. An expanse of white-painted wood that was blocking his way to
     (death?)
     saving a man’s life. But Mr. Denim knew a stubborn mind when he saw it: Jon Payne did not believe in the stories.
     Mr. Denim sighed. A pitiful sound filled with sorrow and sadness.
     Almost unconsciously, his eyes were drawn to the yellow-and-orange tinged sky. More than half of the sun had disappeared below the horizon.
     The painting comes to life at night.
     Mr. Denim shuddered. He had fought hard to ensure The Elena remained forgotten. He had no desire to see it claim another life. But Jon had somehow discovered of its existence, negotiated a five-figure sum with Allan’s superiors and signed it with ink. The deal was made, hands were shaken and the painting had passed, after nearly ten years, from Allan Denim’s hands to that of the wealthy art collector. If the legends were true (and Allan Denim believed in them), Jonathan Payne was on the fast track to becoming the late Jon Payne.
      Shuddering, unable to take it any more, he turned around and walked slowly to where his vehicle was parked. The movers had gone long ago; their truck was no longer in the driveway. 
     He unlocked the driver’s door. Mr. Denim had no intention of being within a hundred miles of the house where The Elena now resided. A Black Widow spider, having successfully enticed its next meal- a juicy fly having wandered into its unseen web, moving in for the kill-
     When he got into the car, Allan Denim had already made up his mind to hand in his resignation.

*

Jon Payne’s house sat in darkness. It was fifty-five minutes past eleven.
     Somewhere on the ground floor, a clock ticked loudly. The noise echoed hollowly around the house. A heavy silence lay in the air, like a blanket that smothers the very life in the atmosphere.
     Outside on the street, a lorry passed. Its headlights momentarily flooded into the living room, briefly illuminating The Elena by Juan Meraz and throwing it into sharp relief. A beautiful woman seated upon a stool, her hair black and shiny, dressed in a simple white gown that seemed to mould around her voluptuous body. Small hands lay folded in her lap. Lips red and full lips, in a seductive pout. Her eyes… her eyes were black as charcoal, staring with such a piercing expression that it made her seem almost… alive…
     The light passed and the house was plunged into darkness. The painting receded back into the folds of the shadows.
     Silence.
     The clock struck twelve. It started chiming. One… two… three…
     The sound of a car racing up the street, its two pinpricks of headlights growing larger in the window-
     Five… six… seven…
     The car roared past the Payne residence-
     Nine… ten… eleven…
     The living room was lit up for an instant, the yellow-white light falling on The Elena-
     Twelve…
     Only a stool remained against the plain background. The woman had disappeared.
     The light faded, replaced by darkness. A still silence had fallen. Deathly…
     Creak!
     Somebody was climbing the stairs.
     From within the darkness, like little tinkling silver bells came the sound of high-pitched cold laughter, and a figure in white- a woman with features remarkable to those of Elena Altamirano- slipped upstairs into Jon Payne’s room.

Wednesday, February 9, 2011

THE LAWS OF DATING AND HOW IT VARIES (ACCORDING TO DINESH LIYANAGE)

The normal dating system goes like this:

1. Boy meets girl/ Girl meets boy
2. Boy asks girl out on a date/Girl asks boy out on a date
3. If answer is 'YES', they go on a date
4. Depending on the success of the date, they will make plans to gout some more; if not, they move on
5. If first date was successful, they will continue to go on more dates until they eventually kiss, unless this has happened already on the first date
6. They will determine whether there is a possibilty of a relationship
7. If so, they will become a couple

But (mainly in schools) in Sri Lanka, the system is a LITTLE different:

1. Boy meets girl/ Girl meets boy
2. They become FRIENDS!!!
3. After a length of time, boy will ask girl/ girl will ask boy, "Do you want to go out with me?"
4. If answer is "YES", THEY BECOME A COUPLE!!!
5. Most often than not in such cases as noted above, the couple have never kissed or gone out on a date.

Tuesday, February 8, 2011

The Shoes

These are the shoes
That she wore in the autumn of '88;
The shoes scuffed like her kneecaps
Whenever she fell down;
When she learn'd to ride her first tricycle.
These are the shoes
That she rattled as she sat,
Bored in her highchair;
That we'd gently prise off her tired feet;
That splattered and slapped through autumn puddles.
These are the shoes
That would kick themselves as she rode on my shoulders
When she was a little girl.
These are the shoes
She toddled about in.
And I've kept them in my case.