Wednesday, February 9, 2011

THE LAWS OF DATING AND HOW IT VARIES (ACCORDING TO DINESH LIYANAGE)

The normal dating system goes like this:

1. Boy meets girl/ Girl meets boy
2. Boy asks girl out on a date/Girl asks boy out on a date
3. If answer is 'YES', they go on a date
4. Depending on the success of the date, they will make plans to gout some more; if not, they move on
5. If first date was successful, they will continue to go on more dates until they eventually kiss, unless this has happened already on the first date
6. They will determine whether there is a possibilty of a relationship
7. If so, they will become a couple

But (mainly in schools) in Sri Lanka, the system is a LITTLE different:

1. Boy meets girl/ Girl meets boy
2. They become FRIENDS!!!
3. After a length of time, boy will ask girl/ girl will ask boy, "Do you want to go out with me?"
4. If answer is "YES", THEY BECOME A COUPLE!!!
5. Most often than not in such cases as noted above, the couple have never kissed or gone out on a date.

5 comments:

  1. Machan, i cn remembr wen u wrote dish.... awum man.... nyc one... :)

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  2. DUDE
    KICK ASS BRO
    Awesome

    Good job with the the analysis

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  3. Damn! This is SOOOOO true!! :D HAHA!

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